To some of you this may sound like a bit of a turn off, but that's exactly why our regulars keep coming back.

For those of you who don't know me, I'm Darren and I lead the team at The Waterside Inn. It is more than likely I will be around when you visit but if you don't see me I'll be either in the kitchen or at football. If for any reason I'm not about, and you wish to talk to me, just leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can.

Don't ask for a mobile number because I am probably the only person in the West of Scotland not to have one. Now that's what you call old fashioned!

Looking forward to welcoming you soon at The Waterside Inn.

Darren - host and owner